A T-shirt illustrating Garrison's all-time favorite dumb joke. Anyone familiar with the almost-annual Prairie Home joke shows remembers Garrison delivering this joke 3 times during the 2-hour broadcast..to few laughs:
Penguin 1: You look like you're wearing a tuxedo. Penguin 2: What makes you think I'm not?
Garrison developed some variations, too ("You look like you're my twin." "What makes you think I'm not!"), but this shirt sticks to the classic tuxedo line. Featuring the A Prairie Home Companion logo on the back.