A mug dedicated to your dad, featuring a poem by Garrison:
I'm the driver, the counselor,
the old alpha lion,
Guardian, stagehand,
the shoulder to cry on.
Unplugger of toilets,
the guy with the lap.
The coroner who takes
mice from the trap.
When you're sad, or broke,
or in dutch with the law,
At two in the morning,
I'm here, I'm your pa.