I'm A Democrat Short Sleeve T-Shirt by Garrison Keillor
This week, Garrison dips his toe into the 2020 Presidential election by asking a simple question in the form of a poem. With his trademark wit and humor, the 'homegrown democrat' lays out ideals and principles he was taught as a child. T-shirt is available in "Democrat blue" in sizes S - XXL.
"I'm A Democrat" is printed in medium-size font in the center of the front of the shirt, and the full poem, below, is printed on the back.
I'm a democrat, I confess, I went to a public school. Teachers taught us helpfulness And to follow the Golden Rule. Don't push, don't be rude, Don't boast and brag. Keep a reverent attitude When you salute the flag. Love our country's history, The Founders' noble cause To protect equality, Our liberty, our laws. Don't mess up your environment, And above all, do not lie! Do you wish we had a President Who is like that? So do I.