A Remaindered Sermon for Easter Sunday by GK
“it’s utterly simple to make a crowd feel bad, anyone can do it, but when they laugh, you feel the grace of God at work.” - Garrison Keillor, from this week’s column. “LIKE” or follow this fb Page to get the weekly column that used to be carried in many newspapers.
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